MrHlad

From beginning to end, a hopeless and exhausted borefest starring Samuel L. Jackson instead of Eric Roberts. By the end I was really suffering, and I like B-movie stuff a lot. If it wasn't for the stupid advertising campaign that wanted to turn this crap into a cult-movie, I'd probably be more moderate, but I won’t

A film that is the biggest disappointment of the year for me personally. The fact that the touted story of Romeo and Juliet in the world of vampires and werewolves never happens wouldn't matter so much, but an action horror film with entirely unimaginative and static action and without a single thrilling moment is already a problem. On top of that, the acting is mediocre, the make-up effects are crap, the script, besides being pretty simple, has tons of logical errors and the direction is very subpar. It's a shame, because with its premise it could have been so much more.

The one star is for Bruce Payne and for the Donnie Yen vs Adrian Paul fight scene, where you can see who really choreography (and I also get the impression that Yen directed himself, which explains why he's so much better than the others). The rest of it is terrible.

The whole movie I was waiting for something to happen and nothing did. Except for the interesting beginning (entering hyperspace) there was no scene worth anything. Crap.

Bollocks. Only girls around 12 years old can like this, and even David Arquette can't save it with his jokes.

Two and a half hours of meaningless platitudes and ramblings that lead nowhere, most of the time contradicting each other. A strange mix of banalities, hollowed-out gibberish and bizarre advice, under the surface of which there is at best nothing interesting and at worst instructions on how to cure cancer with a positive approach. In terms of contents, it's awful. Formally, it's no better, because the film looks really ugly, and there's no way to talk about the characters, whose motivations and personalities change based on what the ugly digital bumblebee wants to talk about at the time. A waste of time, for people who, for whatever reason, need someone to tell them they should be nice to their surroundings.

A collection of film clichés wrapped in mediocre visuals with a trio of influencers who painfully discover that doing shit on Tick-Tock doesn't make an actor. The product placement-laden teetering on the edge between boring and awkward may only appeal to viewers who like at least one of the central trio. For others, this amateur production has nothing to offer.

A group of criminals attempt to steal a billion dollars before the U.S. implements a system that uses a special signal to stop people from breaking the law. But the criminals are a bunch of uninteresting buffoons, director Olivier Megaton skimps on action, wit and suspense, and it all relies on boring characters and wannabe-cool stylings for two and a half hours. Don't watch it. If the world was fair, this movie would have been made in Romania, starring Michael Dudikoff, and probably nobody would have seen it.

An awful film in every respect, with lousy actors, ugly visual effects and laughable make-up. Also, woefully cheap action and production design. There's nothing to praise here. This film was only made because they hoped someone would watch it up because of the famous brand. Don't do it.

I wanted to give it one star, thinking that it wasn't as bad, but then I realized it was the same as praising someone for not shooting me in the face with a shotgun and running me over with a car instead.