Asesinato en el Orient Express

Me encantan las novelas de detectives, desde que era pequeño devoraba especialmente las de Poirot, admiro enormemente a Kenneth Branagh y disfruto de una atmósfera hábilmente representada, que puede apoyarse en buena música y visualización. Y ahora concretamente, no me gustan las novelas de detectives en las que ya sé cómo van a terminar. Asesinato en el Orient Express, El asesinato de Roger Ackroyd y Diez negritos son inolvidables en su punto culminante, y por eso incluso después de veinte años, sé cómo terminan. Así que no me quedó más remedio que centrarme en la realización y las actuaciones extrañas del elenco. El resultado es más que mediocre: Kenneth Branagh puede ser un increíble Jago, un fantástico Heydrich o un carismático Wallander, pero nunca será el aparentemente despistado Poirot con la cabeza en forma de huevo. ¿Y Poirot en escenas más emocionantes? Nunca, lamentablemente, parece demasiado estadounidense. Toda la duración es bastante estéril y aburrida, por lo que solo queda la agradable atmósfera, música, visualización y ver a algunos actores y actrices favoritos míos. Para mí, tres estrellas, pero muy, muy débiles. (08.10.2018)

Although the original by Agatha Christie is a perfect detective story that will be relevant even in a hundred years, giving this movie a five-star load is unfortunately almost impossible. The story is amazing, the adaptation and the camera work are very imaginative, CGI is surprisingly okay, but Kenneth Branagh decided to approach the movie on such a massive scale that not only did he drag a bunch of fantastic actors on board, but he also turned the Balkans into the Italian Dolomites. On top of that, the resolution didn’t sit well with me. Even though I knew what would happen. The Last Supper style also culminated acting-wise and some characters turned into caricatures of themselves thanks to their theatrically expressive performance and I was a little sorry about that. Overall a good movie but it can thank the source material for that. (18.02.2018)

That didn't sit right with me at all. I went into the film without any knowledge of the source material, but even the decent acting and fabulous visuals didn't pull me out of the ultimate boredom, where I fell asleep for twenty minutes for perhaps the first time ever in the cinema. I found Hercule Poirot to be a very uninteresting detective and Kenneth Branagh with his horrible accent didn't add much to it. I didn't find his detective work interesting at all, so the only good thing is the final reveal, which I didn't expect and certainly surprised me. The film is neither suspenseful nor dark at all, the dialogues are not very interesting and there is only one murder, this is simply not a film for me. 45% (13.11.2017)

I confess to being a big fan of Agatha Christie and David Suchet's Poirot, so as hard as I tried, I couldn't get past this modern take, where Poirot runs, fights, gets shot at (and hit), steps in dung and then steps in it on purpose again, investigating in a truly un-Poirot-like way. And so on and so forth. This is simply not Hercule Poirot. If they'd just taken inspiration from the prequel and called the detective, say, Jarda Vomáčka, it would have been fine and it would probably have been easier to digest this new Poirot, but nope. Besides, even though it had such a beautiful cast, the acting came across so stilted that I didn't really have anyone to focus on and I was bored for most of the film (except for the scenes where Poirot was deviating from his Poirotness, because I was getting angry and the classic fan in me was fighting it). I admit the visuals were beautiful, but that was the end of it. Definitely a full-on disappointment for me. (11.02.2018)

I love the old version with Albert Finney, but the new one by Kenneth Branagh certainly doesn't disgrace it. However, the director and the main actor in one person decided – quite logically and, I think, rightly – not to try to make any fundamental statement against it or the source material. So although the trailers try to suggest that we're going to see some brisker pacing and maybe even some action, it's still the right kind of Poirot dialogue. And just like the film's classics, it stands on its excellent cast, great performances, dialogue and of course how perfectly thought out the whole thing is. Branagh treats the book with reverence, but at the same time doesn't shy away from a more modern and clever use of cinematography and excellent music work. And the result is the most honest whodunit I could have imagined given the source material. It goes exactly as it should. (27.07.2018)