Cannibals and Carpet Fitters

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Ah, carpets! Those woolen or mohair rugs which welcome your bare feet so comfortably… It generates all kinds of fuzzy feelings, but of course, these things have to be sold as well. And apparently, business isn’t exactly booming with British carpet retailers. When Cupid Carpets (what’s in a name?) are given a new assignment, the manager jumps at it as a horny hound at a bitch in heat. Unsuspectingly he sends his team to a remote country house, the home of an amiable matron and her sons, all of whom are ugly as sin. They don’t receive a lot of visitors as they’re in the habit of literally throwing themselves at their guests. It takes a while before the carpet fitters put two and two together, but when they finally realize they’re dealing with degenerate man-eaters, the countdown has already started… (Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival)

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J*A*S*M 

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inglés In the competition of “horror” comedies with zombies, vampires, cannibals, etc., of which a couple pop up very year, this British addition is a fairly palatable alternative. It’s professionally crafted, doesn’t take itself too seriously, has a few successful jokes here and there, a crude tone and plenty of gore. But don’t expect anything more than that. ()

EvilPhoEniX 

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inglés This year's anticipated cannibal horror films flopped full on (both Escape from Cannibal Farm and The Farm were terrible), but the unexpected newcomer Cannibals and Carpet Fitters probably wins it this year, though it's still nothing special. A carpet manufacturing company sends a group of people to a house in the middle of nowhere where a family of cannibals live out their lives. The film is mediocrely made, but it has surprisingly well-done gore and the characters die in unexpected order, except none of them are at all likeable, so there's not much to root for. The cannibal gang with the aunt, however, are decent. I even laughed a couple of times at the local British slangy black humour, but I'm not entirely sure if the joke was intentional :D Not great, but as a silly splatter it works quite well and doesn't outright offend. 60% ()