Jennifer's Body

Caballeros, pero esto es pura basura de guión y dirección. Y el hecho de que contenga algunas buenas frases, constantemente se practique sexo en ella, y la vagina más húmeda del mundo del espectáculo contemporáneo aparezca semidesnuda, no lo puede cambiar. (13.03.2010)

It wasn’t as bad as I feared. The screenplay was definitely intriguing and, in a thieving blend way, original (you see, nobody has blended these ingredients together before now). In terms of acting, pretty decent (even Megan managed to squeeze something out if herself) and, if it weren’t for the tired direction, maybe I would have given one more star. (27.11.2009)

A movie centered on Megan Fox can't turn out well. She might be fine as an added element to Transformers, but a lead role is a bit much for her. Amanda Seyfried, on the other hand, surprised me again and proves she can play almost any role. I didn't like the film's music at all, though. I felt that it steered the film in a completely different direction than intended. This made it very unpleasant to watch. The direction is also not top notch... hence the 2.5 stars. (02.08.2011)

He, he! This is no silly wannabe horror for teenagers, but a very well made and sharp satirical comedy that requires an audience with a sense for insight. With Megan Fox I wasn’t sure until the end whether she acts like that because she doesn’t know any better, or because that’s what they wanted from her. Either way, I got used to it after a few minutes and it no longer irritated me. We could argue about the story and the way it develops, but I will refrain from it this time because I don’t think it’s important – what matters here are the dialogues and the one-liners. If you want to enjoy Jennifer’s Body, you will enjoy it. 7/10 (03.11.2009)

This was a nice surprise. The grapevine lied (deliberately?) and the end result is a fine girly adventure where a guy doesn't necessarily have to be ashamed of his own balls, although it's clear beyond measure that Diablo Cody is surely healing some of his low self-esteem issues by writing them down, and through his protagonists. Moreover, when a woman is behind the camera and the main character is played by probably the hottest hot ass of my generation, you can either solemnly throw it off the cliff of eternal damnation or accept the rules of the game, which requires the optics of horny high school girls. The throat-biting is the least of it. PS: The unconventional soundtrack suits the film. (13.11.2009)